Ah-hem… Am I on camera? “Hello.”
“This is a Public Service Announcement.”
Authorised by me. Bert. Nicole’s Personal Assistant.
“Nicole is writing. Not blog writing. Other writing. So we apologise for this interruption to the blogging process. Normal blogging will resume tomorrow.”
“We thank you for your co-operation and understanding.”
Did I do that right? I feel a bit shy now…
I don’t get paid enough for this!