“Rules of Food Sneaking #73: If you do it real fast most people will never know.” ~ Rufous the Dog
I am Rufous. And it is true – I am a bit of a nibbler. Most things can be edible if you chew on them enough.
Like Mum’s slippers.
I have eaten three pairs now. And they were delicious. I usually tried to sneak one off into the paddock where I could dissect it at leisure, or I’d stash one under the bed and chew quietly on it there.
But then there were no more slippers, and Mum started wearing socks instead and then it was Summer.
Now it is almost Mother’s Day and Dad bought Mum new slippers. They are lovely and fluffy and they will be such a surprise. I have already nibbled off the tags. I’m sure she will appreciate that. I am such a good boy.
Harry Dog and me are sending all our loves to you for Mum’s Day, to every single people, because people need to feel loved and everyone does Mum jobs sometimes, even if it is just for themselves.
And don’t forget, if you get yourself or your Mum or a Mum friend good snacks for Mother’s Day, that dogs always appreciate a bit of a taste of that good snack!
Lots of happiness to you, from Rufous the Dog xoxo